What is the definition of Home Insurance Aaa?

'Home insurance AAA' is like a safety net for your home that's so good, it practically guarantees you'll never get your house eaten by a bear (or even just a stray cat) – and honestly, it's more like a pet insurance policy for your roof. It's the kind of thing you'd find in a comedy show where they're too busy punching bags to notice your home's roof condition.

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Example sentence: "After the neighbor's cat decided to steal my Wi-Fi signal, I signed up for Home insurance AAA to avoid the horror of losing my house to a cosmic rogue hamster."